by ol boy July 1, 2009
Get the let the hammer fly mug.A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.
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the hebrew hammer is Andrew Rosenthal he ushally tends to chill with JBM1023 on teh l33t xb0x @ll d@y.
"we need backup - backup what kind? uhmmm were gunna need the uhmmmm...hebrew hammer....WHAT!? the hebrew hammer only comes out in certain cercumstances. this is the circumstance. so wiat you need the hammer? YES NAO!!!!!!!
by teh l33t hax June 5, 2009
Get the hebrew hammer mug.when the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis is stretched forward, then twirled and folded tightly to give the penis the appearance of a hammer head shark
by crocock May 14, 2009
Get the hammer head mug.A person of the trades (auto mechanic, carpenter, plumber) who knows virtually everything about his particular line of work, but little to nothing about anything else. This can include life itself. While not considered a derogatory term by any means, it *implies* said person would do well my expanding their horizons.
Darn this carburetor! I can't figure it out. I gotta call yellow hammer over and have him take a look at it.
by Harvey B. February 9, 2009
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"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"
by Johnny Justice March 17, 2009
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