hommer

To describe ones friends or enemies in a derogatory manner. To be homosexual.

An extension of the noun, and oft used colloquialism, homosexual which is characterized by same-sex contact, either as a genital act or as a long-term sexuoerotic status. Not conforming to the statistical nor the ideological norm.

With an extraverted pronunciation of the HOMM and trailing instance of the ER.

a) "Don't be a hommer!"
In the instance of a friend or acquaintance about to disembark the evenings session.

b) "You are such a hommer!"
On using unsucessful attempts to persuade said friend or acquaintance to continue the evenings session.

c) "Darryl is such a hommer!"
Used to describe the actions of an individual on previous occasions in the instace of the individual performing a homosexual act.

i.e. leaving smoke club to see your partner.

by Blake Brae March 17, 2005

Hommer

A particularly foul-smelling and full-bodied bout of flatulence, that feels so thick it wouldn't be surprising if it had a life of its own. Barely detectable at first, but when it hits you, it's like a wall of stench.
The "Hom" syllable sounds like the "ROM" part of CD-ROM.
Also the unfortunate choice of stage name of a DJ, popular on the internet for his remixes.

Don't you try and blame that Hommer on me, if any one dares check by sniffing they'll find it came from you!

by TheGentleman'sShadow April 24, 2011

Hommer

Someone who draws like a god but refuses to draw BL

Everyone: Why are you crying?
Us: because he is being a Hommer

by Yammer November 28, 2022

Hammer fine

Youre hammered but you’re fine

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.

by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.

Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.

by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammer ---; , hytham

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009