grundel

Youre floppy skin fun bridge.

Joe was being an asshole so Jane kicked him right in his floppy skin fun bridge.

by TheProffBitchez January 13, 2005

Groundhog

An out of shape person who joins a gym or exercise class in early January as a New Year's resolution to lose weight. They give a half-hearted effort for a few weeks and by February 2nd ( Groundhog Day ) they haven't realized any loss of weight or size and become disenchanted and give up.

" It really sucks to go to the gym in January because of all the GROUNDHOGS in there using all the equipment and standing around talking crap. That's okay, because when February 2nd rolls around they still see their fat shadow and they get scared and run away from the gym and leave the rest of us in peace. "

by Dave Wiggins January 26, 2012

Groun

Adjective- When you're down to earth, chill, cool, have everything together, hip

Tony: You going to the party tonight?
Pete: Nah, Im skipping the party to go smoke a blunt with my uncle
Tony: Thats groun

Dave: Check out my new hybrid

Steve: Thats lame
Dave: Nah thats groun

Joe: That kids such a nerd. He plays the saxophone

Jim: Shut up. You're the nerd. He's groun.

by Agresdoni December 24, 2016

grundle monkey

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.

1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

grundled

A feeling of general laziness, lack of motivation or tiredness - that could be overcome if you really gave a damn.

After a big night out, I woke up hangover free but feeling completely grundled. So I bought some KFC and watched a couple of videos.

by systematicd March 4, 2009

grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

by thedankeymix November 18, 2010

grundle

The area between the balls and the butthole of a male or female. More pleasurable area for the male, as it can also be referred to as the "underground penis."

ex. Please, honey, rub my grundle.

by The Girl May 13, 2005