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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
mugGet the German Death Gripmug.

Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache
Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night
by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Germanmug.

German submarine

When a guy is getting head in a hot tube and he hold the other persons head under water then farts on them.
I was in the hot tube when my girl was giving me head. I held her head and farted, the gas bubble came up and hit her in the face so hard she came up out of the water to smell it and was based. I told her she had just been German submarined!
by Hotnathan June 7, 2024
mugGet the German submarinemug.

german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
mugGet the german constipationmug.

German

Sexual act involving feces.
Guy 1: soo what are you're plans for the weekend?

Guy 2: you already know I'm about to visit my favorite hoe , cause she really knows how to lay that german all over my chest.
by skeetsket March 2, 2021
mugGet the Germanmug.

German

He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.
German is the guy in nugget porn.
by Hdhdhehdjdjsj October 8, 2019
mugGet the Germanmug.

GERMAN BBQ

The act of putting a living creature in a oven and cooking it.
Good Ol' Hitler sure know's how to throw a good German BBQ.
by Gmatt21 November 20, 2020
mugGet the GERMAN BBQmug.

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