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National Rep Your Flag Day

This day on April 27, every year you can rep your flag and it’s independence.
“She represented her flag on April 27th for National Rep Your Flag Day.”
by lei. April 27, 2022
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obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
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Waaaah! He's a Lee Jun-ho, a walking green flag!
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Male exhibitionists like letting the flag fly.
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The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.
John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives
by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023
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