Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022

I COVID Viper is a person who spreads the COVID virus 🦠 like a snake. The viper spits its venom into it prey eyes blinding them for the kill. Making everyone infected with there mouth spitting COVID everywhere. All in the area. ☠️☠️☠️
by Jokerman March 23, 2021

When Halloween in many parts of the world could turn out to be the scariest or deadliest festival of the year, as authorities deploy more personnel to ensure that people attending Halloween parties adhere to social distancing guidelines.
In Seoul, it’s not uncommon due to Covid-👻 to spot posters with the caption “Don’t end up a real ghost!” outside nightclubs.
by MathPlus November 1, 2020

When amusement park visitors who wish to ride a roller coaster are banned from screaming during the minutes-long trip lest their high-pitched voices might spread the virus to those around them if they happen to be asymptomatic.
In Japan, due to the Covid-🎢 ruling, most parents are discouraging their kids from taking part in any rides.
by MathPlus September 10, 2020

A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.
The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.
by anonymous November 26, 2020

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!
by Nccj February 25, 2021

by Uncle Spandy January 7, 2022
