Carpet

The object used to clean feet and soak up coffee

Carpet is good for your health of vegetable knowledge: Mental doctor phsyciatrist guy that lives on my basement

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 9, 2021

Carpet swinger

Someone or something that can eat on multiple carpets at the same time

You sly dog your such a carpet swinger

by Mike Oxenou May 26, 2021

carpenisanu

carpenisanu is ur bff yuki who calls you cookie you use it when you wanna say something about your bff yuki

guy1: wow dude look at carpenisanu
guy2: wew

by yukiboomboom June 7, 2021

carpet

something that aimlessly lays on the ground disturbing everyone.

I used to sleep on my bed but the carpet kept watching me sleep.....

by yourlocalmcdonalds July 1, 2021

Capechaw

The best feeling you could ever have varied in various emotions kineticly submerging to every hormone in your body

I feel capechaw of what i just did to you in fortnite my guy huhhhh huhhh

by Follow me on twitch he he ha July 11, 2021

Carpe Diem

Not to live in Canada.

I have decided to move to Berlin and live my life to the fullest. Carpe Diem.

by cndboyyyy July 14, 2021

Carpet muncher

Someone who drives a Subaru

Lachlan is known as a carpet muncher for driving a Subaru Forester

by Lesbianqueeeen November 16, 2021