Branch Covidian

Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.

Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?

Was she tested?

Yep she is 19-Pos!

by Austin Jayhawk April 3, 2020

bounce

yeah, bounce is all that, PLUS the System of A Down song with the same name. and if u think of the lyrics, its meaning is not far from wat u wrote in here ;P

i went down on a date
with a girl, a bit late
she had so many friends
gliding through many hands

by jenna October 27, 2003

Olive Branching

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.

Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.

by shaboo September 20, 2012

Broken Branch

When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.

My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.

by Ouch69 July 21, 2009

blunch

a breakfast/lunch meal for lushes, who were up drinking so late the night before they are unable to wake up before noon to eat what is typically reffered to as "brunch."

The day after the big party, we woke up at one and ate dimsum for blunch.

by corinne h April 14, 2006

bruncledad

Originated on the site ChavScum.co.uk, used to describe the odd relationship allegedly inbred chavs have with other (male) members of their family.

Probably obviously, it derives from brother, uncle, and dad, and it has been quoted as "merely being uncle dad with 2 extra letters".

No-one, as of yet, has managed to figure out how a person might become brother, uncle, and father all to the same person.

A suitably humourous female counterpart has yet to be coined.

That chavette only has a dummy in her mouth to keep in all the spooge she drained from her bruncledad's nutsack.

by TheACM September 18, 2008

Brunch Quiche

Coitus that takes place between the hours of 11 a.m and 1 p.m.

She came round to make me breakfast, next thing I knew she was giving me brunch quiche

by Stafford Street August 8, 2010