pwn in a box

pwn contained within a box. Can be given as a gift to n00bs.

1. You cut a hole in the box

2. You put your pwn in that box

3. You make the n00b open the box

IT'S MY PWN IN A BOX!

by MJMizzle October 17, 2007

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

wog box

A large stereo carried held to the ear by some tinted folk. Also 3rd world briefcase.

I saw one of those new wog boxes in Dixons that puts out about 100 watts

by David from Kingsbury November 4, 2003

ice box

The female equivalent of blue balls.

That asshole ditched me on our date, and I had to go home with an ice box.

by JRae April 26, 2005

Tampa Bay Box Shark

(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.

Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.

by Jungle Junky June 16, 2010

donkey punching her love box

When a woman is flicking her bean and she is about to cum, she punches herself in the vagina.

Angela said that while she is donkey punching her love box while viewing porn on Xhamster.com, she covers her computer with saran wrap to avoid squirting all over her keyboard.

by Monstruoso September 29, 2013

bento box

A Japanese box for holding gohan (rice), that should preferably cost about 10-20 dollars, be chibi (small) -sized and kawaii (cute), have 2 kotoba, not be made in China or Corea (Korea), be made out of ceramics but NOT plastic, come with a matching chopstick holder (WITH matching chopsticks), and not be pinku (pink) or any other girl color.

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color.

by Exorcism Tongs June 1, 2003