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flat waffle 

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.
Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."
flat waffle by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

Confidence Waffle 

A person who stumbles to defeat due to their lack of confidence.
John was such a confidence waffle at the bar, he didn't talk to anyone.

Muddy Waffle 

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-
“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig
Muddy Waffle by Discomation October 31, 2017

blue waffle iron 

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."
blue waffle iron by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

Blue Waffle Diner 

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.
"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"
Blue Waffle Diner by GeorgeKale December 7, 2017