turtle necking

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

by Newballz June 6, 2013

Turtle Kiss

A Turtle Kiss is when two people who are turtling(when you has to crap but you keep halting it, so the tip of the turb exits while the bigger portion stays inside the anus) put their butts close together and touch turds and then retract them inside again.
This may be done repeatedly.

Tom and Sarah both had to crap, they were both turtling.
Tom and Sarah got their butts close together and Turtle Kissed.

by Louis Magus Crow June 15, 2012

turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

turtle fuck

a pancake that is being used for masturbation.

damn hand me that turtle fuck

by Georgia Brott December 9, 2007

Turtle Face

Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.

"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"

"She must be a Turtle Face"

by Sexy Mushroom Face December 4, 2011

turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!

My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!

by runepaladin January 16, 2009

Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

by jj71 August 28, 2014