Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
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Timmy got crabbed. His name was crab boy thereafter - he was regularly thrashed for worm scavenging. Crabbing ,while brutal, improved his life.
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A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
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CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.
CrabbAir? None. But they’ve spread loads of disease.
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“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
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