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Crab infested coochie cricket
“ I’m pretty sure that hoe slept with half my friends list, and she gave them crabs. “
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
Crab infested coochie cricket by Close2Calamity December 25, 2025
Good Job Living
When just making it through a rough chapter feels like it deserves a trophy, or at the very least the acknowledgment you didn’t take the easy way out.
“Life has been one kick in the nuts after another lately. Sometimes I feel like giving up”
“You have had an eventful last year in the worst way, but here you are Good Job Living bud. “
“You have had an eventful last year in the worst way, but here you are Good Job Living bud. “
Good Job Living by Close2Calamity December 23, 2025