Soft grocer

Mikes nickname in high school

Kayla- I need to input this into soft grocer. Mike-“That was my nickname in high school”

by White Bread 1221 June 15, 2022

Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

Soft spot

A term used in the gay community for older/younger dad/son role playing. Referring to the dads anus.

Thanks for showing me your soft spot dad.

by Opalakea June 21, 2022

Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.

Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.

by SawftTed October 28, 2022

soft number

A slang term for an easy job.

- We went to shopping mall during work time, then had another lunch break, went home after and then clocked out 2 hours later.
- Soft number lad!

by UsernameTHC November 11, 2022

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 12, 2022