Hudson river

When you go to the store to buy a 12 pack or crayons and go home to stick all of them up your ass, and shit out a Rainbow

Little billy and his friends had the best Hudson River

by RoomService November 6, 2021

River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.

by Owen Crash November 16, 2021

River

Dark Impulsivity.

“River Has His Dark Inplusr

by Z3nDr1v3 November 20, 2021

river heights intermediate school

a place that only nasty ass hoes go to

” man, so many hoes go to river heights intermediate school ”

” ur so right bro ”

by henbaom March 10, 2022

River

A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.

Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.

by skeletronreal March 13, 2022

River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.

"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''

by kdemfnrvpe b January 31, 2022

lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022