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calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their favorite team. as if the ESPN mocking wasnt enough anyone who gets one ringed feels the pain even longer
Joey-You see the Sox lost in the 9th last night?
Charlie-Ya i got one ringed like 7 times
one ring by Swedes August 22, 2008
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One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.
"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".
One Direction by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015

One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.
Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?

One Four Three 

The numbers one, four and three referring to the amount of letters in each of the words, I Love You. A modern term of endearment common amongst adolescents.
Jeremiah: Ok, I'm heading off to bed now. Night.
Jovie: Night Jer, One Four Three!
Jeremiah: I love you too! Talk to you tomorrow.
One Four Three by MangoMooMoo April 9, 2009

one man tug-of-war 

v.To masturbate aggressively.
Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway

ONE WAY WOODERY 

One who orders food with out asking his partners if they need anything.
Boy is he a one way woodery. I want some coco's too.
ONE WAY WOODERY by CMHMA1 January 11, 2008

One Super Human Partymansleaze 

Mr Blue and Mr Green are always out sleazing round girls... they are just One Super Human Partymansleaze"