fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

New York Minute

Quicker than quick; a "New York minute" is relative to a few seconds everywhere else.

"It happened so fast; it was all over in a New York minute!"

by sharona December 9, 2003

oven mitt

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.

I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.

by spacepirate January 29, 2009

Mitterwinking

Is when your cat sits and stares at you and you look at them and they wink both eyes. Like a sleepy wink.

He is cute mitterwinking over there.

by Lady B Journey September 27, 2011

Mittelschmerz

Mittelschmerz is a german word that defines the pains of a woman whilst her period.

It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain

Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz

Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.

period pain Mittelschmerz

by s4lt0s March 15, 2014

minute

Most commonly used by South Africans. The word 'minute' can be used to disagree with a something.

Raylene: Joh, did you see Lionel's new girl?
Chantay: Awe, minute for her.

by KurlyKullit September 21, 2018

Mittagong

Shithole, try Bowral

Person 1: Where do you live
Person 2: Mittagong
Person 1: Leaves the vicinity of Person 2 for safety reasons

by notgreeny November 1, 2019