human suitcase 

when you fist someones ass hole and then lift them up while your fist is still in their anus and proceed to carry them like luggage.

So I finally made it to 5th base with my girlfriend last night Johnny, What do you mean Steve? Well I turned her into a human suitcase! How did you do that? While I was fisting her I clenched my fist, picked her up and carried her around like she was luggage.

human suitcase by Darth Gaydar August 6, 2011

Human E Brake

Also known as the Human Emergency Brake. Someone who takes the wind out of the proverbial sails. Found on any sort of conversation thread (Facebook, message boards, etc), they are the one who always has the last comment. This is because they abruptly bring the conversation to a screeching halt with boring, lame, unfunny, or inappropriate comments. Or because they are just generally disliked by others and nobody wants to engage them in further discussions.

We were having a funny conversation on my Facebook page and then Jonny, the Human E Brake, chimed in and the whole thread just died a miserable death.

Human E Brake by Jerry Hat Trick November 3, 2009

adult human female 

A term used by terfs to describe themselves as cis women, while avoiding using the term cis or women, and basing the word female on biological factors

Terf: I am an adult human female.
Other person: just admit you are a terf.

adult human female by jazz161 November 13, 2021

humanitarian sex

Please refer to Pity Fuck

Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.

humanitarian sex by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

Human Couch 

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a person is extremely obese with fat rolls that if lifted like the cushions of a couch, you would most certainly find items like the remote control, change, dog toys, potato chips, crumbs, etc.

They had to bring in a fork lift the get the human couch out of his apartment.

Human Couch by danfinaical October 16, 2008

Human Whack-a-mole 

Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.

Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?

Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.

Human Whack-a-mole by flacido domingo May 31, 2009

Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

Human by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004