fake girlfriend

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.

I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.

by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007

Fakebook

A second Facebook account set up so only your really real friends can see what you really real think.

Another account set up because your primary one has been contaminated by "friends" you work with/for, people who you might talk crap about, etc., but which you can't delete or unfriend for certain reasons.

For example, you work for a company where your boss and other upper management like to find you and friend you, then you're scared to talk crap about said company.

Check out my Fakebook page, I can't talk about how stupid (insert lame shit here) on my main Facebook account because big brother is watching.

or

I have the whole story on my Fakebook page because I don't want my girlfriend to hear it...

by Wordsmith 1 June 17, 2009

Fake fuck

An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.

Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.

Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.

by TommyHilldigger June 21, 2008

Fake-Chow

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.

Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.

by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012

Frakenackle

Frakenackle.

Descriptive noun. Can be used in meetings and politically correct arenas in place of the ever popular 'profanity' which coincidentally also begins with the letter 'F'.
Verb form: "frackenackled" (such as) oh my god, that darn cable company. I'm frackenackled again!'

What the Frakenackle just happened here?

My ex really frackenackled me over.

That is a frackenackle mess.

by Trinity River January 24, 2017

Dixon Fraker

Ugly, mean, self confident. Always thinks the world is his. Blonde, brown eyes, tall. Everyone hates him. His good friend is Miles. We all hate him Dixon Franker is just ugh

Ugh is that Dixon Fraker

by AbbyClay October 3, 2016

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008