facebook crop

Part of speech: verb

Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.

Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.

v: Sally facebook cropped James out of her profile pic after they broke up.

by Matthew Knore April 8, 2010

Yogurt Crotch

When you dont shower for a while and your crotch begins to take on an odor similar to that of yogurt.

Person 1: Woah, do you smell that?
Person 2: .....wot
Person 1: OMG, you've got yogurt crotch! Wash that!

by erhadlovesbonnie October 15, 2011

Witch-Crow

A Witch-Crow is of a female gender, usually referring to an older woman ( 40+). She is always the bearer of bad news and her mere presence brings a negative and pessimistic vibe.

The Witch-Crow has long acrylic nails, her favorite colour is usually purple or red. They tend to have a high pitched crow-like voice that pierces the ears of young adolescence.

NOTE: Do not be fooled when a Witch-Crow is 'crying' or pretending to have feelings... this is part of their plan to trap you.

The Witch-Crow is home, quick where should we go?

"Clean the house idiots", yells the witchcrow.

by enidohr September 20, 2011

Cambodian Crockpot

This is something that can only take place when two people are in the shower together. When one person is all soaped up, the other releases a foul, pungent fart, forcing the other to slowy stew in the mix. Like a dutch oven, only in the shower.

I gave my bitch the Cambodian Crockpot and she threw up all over the shampoo bottle.

by Big Mike 77 November 2, 2011

pity crook

The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.

Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?

Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(

by BallSmelly January 21, 2015

Muffy Crosswire

A selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children's television show, Arthur. She is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. Even though Muffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. She boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade classmates. In addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.

Ugh, she is so annoying, just like Muffy Crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.

by regan/muffy August 26, 2016

futon crouton

Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.

I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 11, 2016