organ carpenter

That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood

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Maddie Carson

Hot sexy beautiful and really really good in the bed, loves Tyler Davis and is very flexible she is like a gorgeous peach.

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Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

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Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

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someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only

trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date

brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk

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A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one

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nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg

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