Trailer Turd

Lacking income, education with a sprinkle of ignorance.

"I can't believe that trailer turd had the nerve to call me white trash!"

by t.wo October 8, 2012

turd biscuit

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

by Markopololo June 11, 2006

turd-slime

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

turd guillotine

an entire ass or just the sphincter itself

man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?

by michael from fla August 15, 2006

turd fish

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

camo-turd

A shat that is multiple shades of brown, usually embedded in the same gnarly turd. Not to be confused withpoopinashit.
It's the product of eating chinese food, thai food, mexican food, and pizza within a 24 hr. period.

Fella: "Yo, G-Dawg, I think I just joined the armed forces!"

G-Dawg: "Sup, You shit a camo-turd?"

Fella: "Yeah mane, howd you know?"

G-Dawg: "Cause we ate the same thing today, fella."

by rubtwostix February 14, 2012

The Uncertain Turd

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.

The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"

by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011