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The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.
The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"
by EatMyPubes January 25, 2011

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