Trailer Turd

Lacking income, education with a sprinkle of ignorance.

"I can't believe that trailer turd had the nerve to call me white trash!"

by t.wo October 8, 2012

turd biscuit

A derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Tom "tottenham are the best team in the world"
Mark "....erm no....arsenal are you turd biscuit"

by Markopololo June 11, 2006

turd-slime

turd-slime is tRumpty, tRumpty Jr, Moscow Mitch, Kevin (Kamala-Mala) McCarthy, Miss Lindsey, the Pillow Guy, cocksucker business-woman Ivanka, Fake First Whore Melania, Fox News, and all the rest of the MAGA mob. They all advocated and promoted seditious acts for trying to overturn the results of the Presidential election.

Say a prayer -- mabe we're finally rid of the Mar-A-Lago Marauder and will see an end to all the turd-slime!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

turd guillotine

an entire ass or just the sphincter itself

man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?

by michael from fla August 15, 2006

turd fish

human excrement, washed up.
a UK term.

when swimming in Brighton, be careful not to come out of water with a turd fish on your head, blokey!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Death Turd

1: A shit/turd so painful it Kills you.
2:The Last shit you will ever take before you die.
3: The dump someone takes on death row before they meet 'ole-sparky'
4: When you die and THEN you shit yourself, being definatley the last shit you ever take!
5:When someone has been on the toilet so long and never come out, they must have shith their Death Turd.
6: A Shit so horrible it is the harbinger of DEATH!
7: Barack Obama

1: My Dad... he... He shit his Death Turd!
2: As i sat by my dying father's side, i held his hand, it was such a solemn moment... Until he Shit his Death Turd
3: Times up Maggot, its off to the chair with you, hurry up and shit your Death Turd.
4: I Watched my dad die on the street, i wept until i caught the scent of his Death Turd.
5: Theyve been in there an hour, i think they shit their Death Turd!
6:Oh God, the world's gonna END, i just Shit a Death Turd.
7: I went to Washington and Met the Nation's Death Turd.

by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012

Turf Turd

When your going for a walk and all of a sudden have to do a number 2 .. so you do it on someone's lawn.

I went to go to my friends last night and had to take a turf turd.

by Triple Trolls July 14, 2017