Snail touch

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

Touch my boobs

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024

Touch of the tiz

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.

Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.

by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Worship TOUCH

A worship experience open to every weary heart and every burdened soul; in Worship TOUCH you have a chance to get in TOUCH with yourself, your friends, and our Heavenly Father!

Worship TOUCH is a place where broken hearts are healed, restless souls find peace, and those who lose hope be strengthened again! You definitely wouldn’t want to miss it, especially Worship TOUCH PLUS, I heard it’s even more amazing then the regular ones.

Wow, we just went to Worship TOUCH, it's so amazing!!!
You want to worship the Lord from the inside out? Come to Worship TOUCH!!!

by glow1c November 24, 2021

touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 11, 2025