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Tough Old Broad 

Due to a woman's hips being wider than a mans, in the olden days they were referred to as broads. A tough old broad is an older woman who has seen the hardships throughout history (wars, depressions, the birth of Ryan Seacrest etc) an has kept on keeping on, despite all odds. She can chew up a tin can and spit out fishing hooks if she feels like it.
Check out that tough old broad, she must be like 80 but she just handknitted a shotgun and killed that mugger.
Tough Old Broad by Baytrey October 22, 2013

tough old bird 

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

carry a torch 

an old flame or crush that still burns many years later

Similar to 'torch song', a romantic song of heartbreak.
I still carry a torch for her fifteen years later. Even though we were only together for two weeks. Remembering her laughing eyes and all we said...
As all my thoughts of her pass 'fore my face a thousand times
The way they race my heart... I cannot say it all in lines
carry a torch by mandingoe February 13, 2008

Traffic Touching 

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.
"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."
Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”

Tough Beef 

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.
i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef
Tough Beef by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011