tempting fate

when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.

Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....

by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010

templehead

A slang term for the clitoris, particularly that of a pubescent female.

If you're nice to me I'll show you my templehead.

by oggleboy April 7, 2008

Temugen

A very low intelegence scum who lives in a dumbster

Yo that cow looks like Temugen

by 123 lick my ass ftards September 12, 2019

Meme Template

Something that doesn't exist

"hey check out this new meme template i found"
"Oh hey that will really get you a lot of Upvotes!"

by Virgin-killer69_420 December 30, 2020

Within Temptation

Horny desire inside you.It is an emotion which motivates you to do something that ypu know you should AVOID.

Having sex without a condom

by Raven May 13, 2005

Temecula

A place of bitches , dumb ass negros, Cjollos and most of hall fake ass crews. They try and sell sac and brawl at every party. The girls start drama and pass on stds (temecula Valley ), PEople at chap think they have a good football team but get shittend on on tv by vista 45-17 we all know who the best is. A-gang, valley boys , crooks, bro's, Gnarr mob and shacky cats fuck up all the crews in temecula!!! awww bluhd they aint go shit on murr-town! so whats brackin

A-gang, valley boys , crooks, bro's, Gnarr mob and shacky cats fuck up all the crews in temecula!!! awww bluhd they aint go shit on murr-town! so whats brackin

by Murr town hero May 24, 2011

tempest

A Term used for Game players with amazing skill on XBOX.

Look It's Tempest, That guy kicks Ass on UC.

by Tempest September 21, 2003