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play shuffleboard on the promenade

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed
"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.
by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011
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Soufflé

when a woman's bosom rises over her top and spills over. A phenomenon seen with particular frequency at Renaissance Faires. Similar in concept to the "muffin top."
Check out that woman's soufflé! I think it's about to fall!
by JG1026 August 25, 2010
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Stuffled

To be severely constipated. Lacking bowel movement for a significant amount of time.
Man, I am really stuffled after eating that stuffed crust pizza last night.
by Darth Chubb April 2, 2015
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Alabama souffle

The not-so-distant cousin of the Alabama Hotpocket in which you fart into your partner's vagina.
I was gonna give her an Alabama hotpocket but I had Mexican food the night before so all I could manage was an Alabama souffle
by ScottSpork November 11, 2010
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stufflebean

Short, moody, crazy, a smidgen psychotic. Someone short, thick, and looks like they've been stuffed with beans.
Casey R. is a stufflebean
by Concerned bystander June 26, 2014
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back scuffle

"They're having a back scuffle in the room over there."
by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004
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Shuffling

Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.

It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"

2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
by imjustchillin May 18, 2011
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