Definitions by ScottSpork

Alabama souffle

The not-so-distant cousin of the Alabama Hotpocket in which you fart into your partner's vagina.

I was gonna give her an Alabama hotpocket but I had Mexican food the night before so all I could manage was an Alabama souffle

Merch

Horthorb is the lord of the Green Floaters. Denier of all things fibrous. You can tell Horthorb has visited when your feces is green and/or floating.

Horthorb visited last night. It was an eventful bowel movement. Amen.

Merch