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Polite asshole

A polite asshole is both polite and an asshole at the same time. This will most often be a male, And you'll feel like hating their guts while wanting to still be their friend or partner.

Your friends are the ones most likely to identify him or her as a polite asshole and you may not even have noticed it till they do. It is most-likely his or her attempt at flirting with you as you may not have much common ground or have known each other for long.

A polite asshole will be one of those friends or partners that are as close as they come, they'll be there for you through thick and thin.
"That guys being such a polite asshole to you, I reckon he likes you"
by Dat top bloke November 28, 2017
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policy debate

Absolute waste of life. Manfiestation of all that is the ivory-tower intellectual. It may be named policy debate, but the argumentation contributes nothing to any policy in the real world.
by guy who wasted 3500 bucks August 3, 2006
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scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape March 17, 2012
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poline

noun - large booooobies

poline came from the coolest dude in the world.
i like tramps with polines.
by Alex C. February 13, 2005
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Cargo Cult Policy

Self-serving policies such as entitlement to any item that comes into your reach as the result of your having dreamed about it before or it reminds you of something you have dreamed about before or is something you might dream about or want in the future. Opposite to Wikipedia type policies which forbid keeping anything you have offered in the past, offer now in the present or may want to offer in the future, unless you are an actual member of their cult.
Hey Buck what happened to your bicycle? I had it chained to that lamp post over there but I guess it violated this neighborhood's Cargo Cult Policy.
by poedunker April 16, 2010
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policleta

Spanish term for a bicycle cop. Derived from poli(cia-bici)cleta.
How did you manage to get stopped by a policleta.
by Jason Lopez October 24, 2005
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pLOLice

A forum moderator, game master, IRC chhannel operator, or any other such Internet traffic moderator, mostly as a way to bring attention to pseudo authoritarian figures.
(IRC)
<Franor>It's a spambot! Call the pLOLice!
<Eastree>the pLOLice are here!
* Eastree sets mode: +kb v!agra*!*@*.*
* v!agra has been kicked my Eastree (pLOLice strike!)
by The Ernest September 18, 2006
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