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Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.
Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.
Ice cream and dildos by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017
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Ice the brownie

When you masturbate while or right after taking a shit and then ejaculate on the steamy floater.
Anthony- "Hey John what's taking so long in there?"

John- "I gotta ice the brownie hold up."
Ice the brownie by Hewhosmeltit March 27, 2017
When you go to get a drink and chug a whole glass of ice tea. But then your dad comes home and you realize it was vodka and you are crunk.
Lana I can't believe u drank a whole glass of ice tea!
Ice Tea by HEYNATALIE April 21, 2017

ice cream shitter

Some who's shit doesn't stink
I Am not an ice cream shitter ,you know

Ice cream 

A night filled with raucous laughter and merriment as well as occasional frotting. Typically accompanied by unlimited drink specials and bar games. Used in the work place to not alert your boss on how much of a degenerate you are on the weekends.
Guy 1: hey man, we doing ice cream after dinner?

Guy 2: hell yeah it's Friday!

Boss: *thinks to himself* they're either gay or really like ice cream.
Ice cream by Cowboys2blondiezzzzz August 18, 2017

ice cream fucker

a person who fucks ice cream cones
Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!