DDD: Designated Drunk Driver 

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

I'm so drunk by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

love drunk

when someone is completely in love, everything they do together feels so real, is so real. its like the perfect feeling to have in a relationship... Completely head over heels for this person.

"do you see them two"

"yea how cant you, they are love drunk"

love drunk by lovers4life January 29, 2009

designated drunk driver 

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

designated drunk driver by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

High School Drunk

When people who have started real lives with carrers and such decide to get extremely intoxicated.

Bob the wife is out of town and she brought the kids lets go out and get High School drunk

High School Drunk by Jeffy Mac April 25, 2007

Rob Drunk 

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out. If with a woman, to be Rob Drunk gives you a 0% chance of intercourse.

"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."

Rob Drunk by PallMall May 13, 2010

Phone Drunk 

you get too slaphappy after
a) you have had too much mountain dew
b) you have been at a sleepover and it's really late
c) you have been on the phone for way too long
everything becomes funny, even if it isn't.
other forms of phone drunkenness include:
phone wasted
phone hungover
phone buzzed

a) After chugging 4 mountain dews Tom thought his karaoke singing was the best in the world. Everyone could tell he was a little phone drunk.
b) It was 1 o'clock in the morning and when Chelsea laughed at the dog eating chocolate, we all thought she was phone drunk.
c) After an hour on the phone Sandra and Lily were laughing at the oddest things. They were a bit too phone drunk.

Phone Drunk by rentaninja October 19, 2010