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(n) The opposite of Whiskey Dick. The ability to maintain a massive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax.

(v) To maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken sexual intercourse, all under the guise of great sexual performance.
"Last night I had drunk sex with my girlfriend for four hours without ever cumming. I had dead dick so bad I almost called the Cialis hotline."

"All these girls think I'm so great in bed, but really they all just got dead dicked."
Dead Dick by Cat Wild February 26, 2010
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Dead Panda 

A dub electro band from Long Beach California. Dead Panda got their name from a BauHaus album cover. The cover of the Mask album portrays a bear with it's eyes shut.

Dead Panda released their first album "Million Dollar Gun"
in 2005 (Copyright Dead Panda 2005).

Dead Panda was also a term used by drug smugglers in the
American southwest, usually to describe a particularly heavy package.
"Dead Panda is playing at Club Spaceland tonight!"

"I'll be back in Tucson with that dead panda by midnight."
Dead Panda by Saint Brendan December 11, 2006

dead space 

dead space is air that is inhaled by the body in breathing, but does not take part in gas exchange. Not all the air in each breath is able to be used for the exchange of oxygen and carbon dioxide. About a third of every resting breath is exhaled exactly as it came into the body. In adults, it is usually in the range of 150 mL.1

Because of dead space, taking deep breaths more slowly (e.g. ten 500 mL breaths per minute) is more effective than taking shallow breaths quickly (e.g. twenty 250 mL breaths per minute). Although the amount of gas per minute is the same (5 L/min), a large proportion of the shallow breaths is dead space, and does not allow oxygen to get into the blood.
EX 1: Dead space can be enlarged (and better envisaged) by breathing into a long tube. Even though one end of the tube is open to the air, when one inhales, it is mostly the carbon dioxide from expiration. Using a snorkel increases a diver's dead space in the airways.

EX 2: I totally did not just copy and paste the "dead space" article on Wikipedia

dead doe labia 

Having extremely large labia, reminiscent of a large mammel. Usually found on extremely big women, or really really popular ones. Was originally made into a comment after a man was arrested for having sex with a dead doe...I asked if someone helped him pry that poor animal's vag apart.
Taryn had the meatiest dead doe labia I had ever seen on a biped. She could shelter several dwarves (little people..c'mon let's be pc here) in a rainstorm by inviting them under her cooch.

Dead Nuts 

That bullet hit her dead nuts in the middle of the head
Dead Nuts by BassMan69 July 30, 2010

dead chicken

while have sex in the reverse cowgirl position. your buddy comes in and drop kicks her in the neck making her look like a dead chicken.
bro can you do the dead chicken to this girl tonight. i dont like her that much
dead chicken by fancy cracker January 28, 2011