crustache

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

by hexnfx August 5, 2009

Cruster

One who is crusty; either in attitude, behavior, or appearance.

1: My boss was being a real cruster last night by not letting me go home.

2: Don't be such a cruster!

3: What happened to your hair? You look like a cruster today.

by Ian Callahan January 5, 2006

crustang

A Ford Mustang. A crusty Mustang. May be driven by someone with a mullet.

"Yo dude, let's take my car. I don't want to be seen riding in your crustang."

by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008

crust punk

dumpster dives, vegan, rolls their own cigarettes, may or may not have beards/moustaches, enjoy biking and hiking, peaceful, hate war, talented musically despite the general punk consensus, most have banjos, acoustics and/or ukuleles, dislike showering and being clean

-i scored these great mushrooms in the dumpster behind trader joes.
-sweet! now we can make our favorite vegetarian omelette woo
-we are so crust punk.

by dededededededdedede August 18, 2009

crusterbate

1.to masturbate to a crusty pussy
2.To masterbate multiple times without washing the Dry cum off, from the first time

"I like to Crusterbate to ur mom."

by Melikki November 26, 2006

Crust Bunny

Combination of dust and crusty skin that gathers and congeals inside an overweight person's navel.

"You should have seen the crust bunny that I scooped out of my belly button last night!"

by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007

jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006