Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.

1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."

by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010

choob

a chinese noob who is superasian.

wang lee ching chow chong is such a choob.

by alex35664147 December 23, 2007

choof

A Cheezy poofda

Reece is a choof

by SAibo MaibO August 24, 2003

choogle

To cheat by using google to look up information and then pretending you knew it all along.

She thought I was brilliant, but I only choogled the answer to her question.

by DeskDiva March 29, 2008

Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

by Scott Christensen January 25, 2008

Choont

1. This word can be used as an adjective and/or a noun. It is used often to describe someone that we don't like for any reason. But most of the time, it's because we don't like their style or attitude. If it's like, you know, ghetto or choont.

2. Someone who can't speak English.

Did you see what she was wearing the other night? That was choont.

Oh my G-d, what a choont, she just came from China.

by Katie Wheatly August 18, 2006

chooch

Pronunciation: ch-oo-ch
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): choochiness, choochy
Etymology: French
1 : a well groomed, smooth talking man with more hair products than most women. This individual is keen on setting emotional “traps” for the fairer sex, and no matter how intelligent the woman may be, she will be undoubtedly fall into the web that he weaves.
2 : a professional dancing partner or male escort

> Melissa only received a handshake and an “All the best in the new year” on new years eve, but she still couldn’t resist the choochiness.

by Momma1 February 5, 2007