Definitions by Momma1

chooch 

Pronunciation: ch-oo-ch
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): choochiness, choochy
Etymology: French
1 : a well groomed, smooth talking man with more hair products than most women. This individual is keen on setting emotional “traps” for the fairer sex, and no matter how intelligent the woman may be, she will be undoubtedly fall into the web that he weaves.
2 : a professional dancing partner or male escort

> Melissa only received a handshake and an “All the best in the new year” on new years eve, but she still couldn’t resist the choochiness.

chooch by Momma1 February 5, 2007