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Captain Michael Biehn

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
My boyfriend gave me a Captain Michael Biehn last night and my butt is still shittin beans out.
by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022
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Captain vor

A bitch who said the following:
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Jake: Hey, who's Captain vor?
Sam: Oh no.
by Homosexualidiot February 21, 2022
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Captain Save a Hoe

He is the ONLY one that can make everything okay for EVERYONE he thinks he is responsible for. Usually adults that have already taken advantage of his generous nature. Or people who have not asked for help but he is going to step in and HANDLE everything for them because ONLY HE can rescue them from the perceived crisis
Of course he cannot leave and have a good time with friends or girlfriend, the world might end if Captain Save a Hoe isn't there to keep the worsening on it's axis.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.
by TTYL6 May 19, 2022
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Captain

A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.
That guy is captained

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”
by pornzi May 1, 2023
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captain

The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.
The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.
by Rocko February 12, 2004
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the Captain

A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.
After school, why don't we all go and pay a visit to the Captain.
by Jackacka October 29, 2006
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Captain Arrrrgh!

A sexual act where one nuts in a woman's eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and bitch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. See "Arrrrgh!"
Chick: "Cum for me baby!!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"
by Corpus Rex January 13, 2011
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