Definitions by RatchetBrant

Captain Michael Biehn 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.

My boyfriend gave me a Captain Michael Biehn last night and my butt is still shittin beans out.

Captain Michael Biehn by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022