COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.

“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!

by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023

Covid Buddy

A person(s) that was your lover during the covid lockdown.

My covid buddy was critical for my sexual & mental health during the 2020 covid lockdown.

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

covid 39

when you Catch Coronavirus twice

"Hey Bro I Have Covid 39"

"Don't You Mean Covid 19

"No I Caught It Twice"

by CalvinTHEEMPORAR May 3, 2020

Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021

covid

Crud. It is crud.

Hey I have covid. Sad ik

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Drink till she's a covid-20

When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.

Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020