closet dj

fake dj who uses computers at home, and then claims that he/she is a dj. Often claims they can make phat beats/tracks, but has never ever had a real "gig".

This MoFo Talkin like he know's what's real, but he aint nuthing but a closet dj.

by Curlystyle December 19, 2008

close face

When a person has a few drinks and feels the need to talk to you with their face almost toucing yours.

On holidays this dude would get drunk and close face everyone no concept of personal space it was horrible.

by Paddyright November 8, 2011

Closet Freak Girl

one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds




sexy bitch.

"look at that ass! That one is a closet freak girl"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Nunery Closet

A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.

Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?

Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)

by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :) May 9, 2011

closet freak girl

Lover of the limp pen0s.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Closet Bromo

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.

Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.

by GFord November 10, 2008

Closet Bro Hoe

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.

"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."

by RaeMac January 7, 2010