Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

Dusty Bakery by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

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Loaded Baked Potato

A jawn. She bad asf. She got a nigga. But he don’t kno she fwy...SUPRISE MF ! She yours now

I got me a loaded baked potato bruh, look at shorty..

Loaded Baked Potato by xXLowerCaseXx May 23, 2018

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Ass Bakery

An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!

Ass Bakery by Lipcose July 18, 2018

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ill-baked

Poorly formulated.

The senate should modify its ill-baked policies.

ill-baked by iam_wealthyman February 14, 2020

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Mathew Bakey

A bitch as simp who no one likes and likes to fucc guys anally if you meet one you will want to commit suicide and beware he talks shit about you but he wont say it to your face.

OMG Why is Mathew Bakey here no one even likes him

IKR

Mathew Bakey by the nigga who eats da pp August 13, 2020

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jakey bakey

boii who thinks he is the shit, is practically a walking sausage. Paid a a chick for bragging rights. mum gets gang banged by bbc. he ate so much bacon that he turned into one and rolls with all the hard lads in gilford with a bus stop and a museum.

o jakey bakey you do nedd some more cakey

jakey bakey by gotchabitch1234567 October 15, 2020

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EZ Baked

Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole

I got ez baked at the bathhouse and now I have ants

EZ Baked by Dustin TheWind November 18, 2020

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