magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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beard boy shaved

Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.
Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!
by Reek-the-Prick August 30, 2019
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you’re beard is weird

The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.
Yo dude you’re beard is weird

Damn you got my ass
by Bigboinutman October 24, 2018
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White Bearded Lie

A Lie that is socially acceptable to perpetrate in order to evoke/indoctrinate a particular behavior or belief from an individual or group of people.
Examples of "White Bearded Lie":

If you are good all year Santa will bring you presents for Christmas.

Yes fluffy will go to heaven.

If you lie your nose will grow long.

Too much TV will make your eyes go square.

Sexual Intercourse is something that happens between a man and a woman who love each other very much.
by Santas little helper September 11, 2012
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Terminal Beard Length

The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.
I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.
by mattheweb October 12, 2023
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Cakes' Sprinkle Beard

when you cum on your girl's face, then put sprinkles on it like Salt Bae
by Lux Tesla February 19, 2020
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Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.
by HiILookDead May 02, 2011
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