Salad fingers

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

potato salad

In the simplest terms, the use of the phrase "potato salad" is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. The man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. In the case of two women wishing to participate in potato salad, it is known as "Jenny Craig" potato salad. If two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as "figure skating."

Mike: Do you like potato salad?
Nicole: Yes.

by annecwa December 28, 2008

persian salad

To have a rather odiferous and raunchy bowel movement that only the strong of faith can withstand.

Man, I just made a persian salad at this girl's apartment. I think we need to leave . . . like right now.

by Frank Fagsmasher April 8, 2010

Cucumber Salad

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.

by The Deffiner March 2, 2009

Greek Salad

Banging a guy in the ass, and then having your girlfriend felate you until completion.

I banged this guy in the ass, and gave Shelly a Greek Salad. She loved it.

by Tyden March 19, 2004

Salad Spinner

A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.

"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."

by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012

cobb salad

when your girl is downtown and around the corner, licking your brown eye, a piece of undigested corn simultaneously slides out of your bum and into her mouth

when I've had too much corn for dinner and she wants some for dessert

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004