Stan the Potato Man

A character who appeared on one episode of Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. The most popular out of all the minor characters in the Bill and Ben series. Spoke with a West Country accent and done quite a delightful dance when ever he sang his world famous song.

#I am Stan the Potato Man, find a better if you can. You will never never see another potato quite like me.#

by Tricko July 25, 2006

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.

Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted

by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020

fudge muffin potato

That's what you are.

"You're a fudge muffin potato."

by Jiggly February 27, 2005

Sweet Potato

A person who applies so much makeup that they begin to appear the bright orange color of a Sweet Potato. This either results from too much of a bad spray tan or just the wrong shade of foundation. The levels of severity range from Category 1 (only a slight orange hue) to Category 10 (the exact color of a sweet potato).

"Did you see Katherine"
"Yeah, she's a Category 9 Sweet Potato"

by psdnym February 4, 2015

Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

by bschwarz May 24, 2011