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hammer

quite possibly one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Hammer please dont hurt em'
by Mazoo July 19, 2006
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Hammered

The new invention instead of Rcik Rolling Sending a link from Youtube to people over msn, bebo, myspace, fackbook, etc to get people to watch the video, after watching it, you say to them YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED.
me : hey dee watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4L4CPfQY8
dee : WTF ?
me : YOU JUST GOT HAMMERED
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hammer down

(V.) To chug a substantial amount of alcohol in a short period of time, thus creating a massive drunkenness; to become so shit-faced that you beat your friend to death with a hammer.
Paul, JJ, and I decided to hammer down last night. We then commenced to giving JJ's girlfriend an Alabama Hot Pocket, which she thoroughly enjoyed.
by Enrique Ledbetter February 4, 2008
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Nuremburg Hammer Drill

The subtle art of ramming your erect penis into a woman's belly button, whilst simultaneously vomiting on her forehead and slapping her nipples with a spatula. So called due to its short lived popularity in the city which give it it's name, where many couples for some strange reason found it sexy.
"My god, that girl let me give her a Nuremburg Hammer Drill last night; I think she must have mental problems"
by MasterofFlange February 16, 2009
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Dildo Hammer

1. A disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a dildo.

2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
ex. 1: Hey Sandy, isn't that your girlfriend Sarah over there?

No, she's just my dildo hammer.

ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
by Harold M. North March 22, 2010
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hammed

When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.
Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.
by Bsmitty003 March 17, 2008
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Hammer

A beer.

You drink hammers and get hammered.
Used in the North West
Yo throw me a hammer, I'ma slam that shit
I got a case of hammers lets get smashed
by Cunthammer March 9, 2011
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