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Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Fart Terrorist

a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.
My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
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Fart pipe

Exsessivly big, loud mufflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.
Damn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!
by Flip April 30, 2002
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Gutterball fart

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009
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fart chaser

A homosexual male; a gay man. Likely derived from the practice of anal sex.
John is a real fart chaser.
by mira2112 August 3, 2010
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Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010
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warm fart

a warm fart feels warm and smells like death. may feel like you sharted but it is just steam. often happen after eating hot and spicy food such as, Mexican, Indian, Taco Bell, and mcdonalds.
you don't want to be in the same room or car with some one who has warm farts
by apple seller November 9, 2013
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