EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

Ed

Short for "extremely deligent."

"William is ed"
"Onb"

by nivqes May 26, 2024

Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013

go ed

Meaning: god. Describes someone who is very good at a Wizard101, specifically PvP. "Go ed" is used due to in-game chat filter restricting the use of certain words, including "god."

He's a go ed. He has won every single tourney that he joined.

by piggleeater March 1, 2022

ed

ed is cool
ed has money

everyone knows ed
all the females rave over ed

be like ed

" Gee , i wish hoes would hop on my dick like they do ed, i have to boss my life up. "

by William Flippa March 13, 2017

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021