Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

circle tapping

Colloquial term for playing acclaimed gacha/rhythm game "LoveLive! School Idol Project".

You spent your Friday night alone circle tapping anime women instead of doing something productive in your life? Nicely done.

by arizonasunshine May 7, 2018

circle and squares

Your typical jail lunch referred to the shapes of your bologna and cheese.

In the drunk tank, I had a yummy circle and squares lunch.

by DMack2018 May 7, 2018

Circles

Referring to an opioid such as a hydro-morphine tablet,

Hey man I need more circles, my back is killing me.

by Street slangs March 8, 2018

circle jerk

manychat community

Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.

by mastori September 7, 2018

Circletheclit

When your such a dumbass you gotta have the girl circle her clit so dumbasses know what to snack on.

U here about jake having to Circletheclit?

by DaPoonSlayer November 23, 2018

Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.

Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.

by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018