Abercrombie Bitch
noun: A male who refuses to wear any other label than Abercrombie & Fitch.
To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
Hannah: Dayumm, look at that fiiine piece of ass over there!
Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?
Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!
Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?
Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!
Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
Abercrombie Bitch by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011
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