n: Abreviation for "man boobs".
Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.
***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".
Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.
***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".
SITUATION #1 (live on American Idol):
Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!
Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*
SITUATION #2:
Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?
Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!
Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...
Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!
Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*
SITUATION #2:
Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?
Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!
Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...
by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011
noun: A male who refuses to wear any other label than Abercrombie & Fitch.
To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
To most normal people, it would appear that the Abercrombie Bitch has a fetish for the brand. The majority of Abercrombie Bitches are just straight-up obsessed with maintaining their "beastly" image by wearing what they consider to be the "sexiest clothes". However, about ten-percent got hooked on Abercrombie because their gum-chomping sister or girlfriend works there and got them discounts from the store. A lot of chicks dig the Abercrombie Bitch look, but girls who are sane in the head recognize them for what they are: vain douchebags.
Hannah: Dayumm, look at that fiiine piece of ass over there!
Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?
Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!
Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
Erica: Who, the guy with the Abercrombie fur-lined ski vest, sagging distressed Abercrombie jeans with moose boxers, and Abercrombie sandals? The one who looks like he spent thirty minutes on his hair this morning?
Hannah: Yusssh! Dammnnn he's fine!
Erica: Seriously? He's a total Abercrombie Bitch!
by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011