The only emo pokemon.
Absol is a dark type pokemon with no evolutionary family. It was first seen in Ruby and Sapphire version.
Absol is a dark type pokemon with no evolutionary family. It was first seen in Ruby and Sapphire version.
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1. The spilling of absolut vodka in ones crotch area and thus having it soak your underpants.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
2. The spilling of well vodka in ones crotch that you pretend is Absolut -- but are too intoxicated to tell the difference/care.
a. Victim of spill must have female genitalia.
Girl 1 is sitting with Boy 1. Girl one laughs at Boy 1's joke. Girl 1 has forgotten she set her shot in her lap. Girl 1's shot spills into her crotch, drenching her panties. Boy 1 laughs and yells, "Absocootch" in public area.
by MissVodkaUSA September 11, 2009
Get the Absocootch mug.When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
Get the Absent Readerness mug.A fake drug, which is both a play on common drug names and the word 'Abstanation'.
To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.
To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.
Your significant other: What cheap forms of birth control are available?
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!
by Wind Priestess September 22, 2010
Get the Abstanol mug.Noun: a play on the name "Obsidian," which is a video game development company that prides itself on making mediocre sequels to largely successful titles.
Gamer 1: That new RPG is coming out next month! Obsidian made it, and it looks really good!
Gamer 2: Yeah, but Absurdian also developed Fallout: New Vegas. Remember how buggy that was when it came out? Don't waste your money on their new release; wait until it gets down to $20. By then, they should have some of the bugs fixed.
Gamer 2: Yeah, but Absurdian also developed Fallout: New Vegas. Remember how buggy that was when it came out? Don't waste your money on their new release; wait until it gets down to $20. By then, they should have some of the bugs fixed.
by Jambo_11 August 4, 2012
Get the Absurdian mug.Absotootely is another way of saying absolutely... It is more fun at say as the 'toot' in the middle of the word relates to the bowel passing the flatulence which is also known as farting, passing gas, tooting, and many others.
"Hey do you wanna come over to my house?"
"Absotootely!!!"
"Hahah nice word... Just don't 'toot' when you're at my house!"
"Absotootely!!!"
"Hahah nice word... Just don't 'toot' when you're at my house!"
by Beth Wright September 2, 2013
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